My Bio for Whatever is Worth
... but it's my bio and I cry if I want to.
1. I'm Rene. This is the first time I’ve ever written a bio. 🤔 Italo-Argentine and never lost the accent, some say it's better that I haven't.
2. My story is a sad one. First, I was born crying, which wasn't a great start, and then they spanked me to make sure. 😆 Some obstetrician!
3. Later on, I got beat up for telling my…