Houdi Wants to Go Stray

And wants to debate that possibility with logic and Cat reasoning.

I'm minding my own business and Houdi, my beloved pain in the ass, decides she wants to mess with me. Only because she's bored. So she starts with head-butts to get my attention. Like I don't know she's there already. Then, as usual, she sits still--like only cats can do-- staring at me in complete silence. Stalking, observing, planning…

I don't dare mov…